Once upon a time there was a girl named Laurie Smith. She seemed like a regular girl on the outside, but after her 15th birthday strange things happedned to her.
She started to hear distant voices while she was sleeping at night, and he was told to kill people. One morning, when she woke up she sais: "What the hell!, I'm going mad, I can't do that. I'm the director of a language school!". But she could't help it. Night after night the voices inside her bain tortured her.
Years went by until one night she heard a very clear voice that told her to kill every living teacher in the school, since they were trying to kidnap her children because of her cut off in wages.
The next day in the school, five mer armed with weapons of mass destruction got into the classes and kidnapped all the students. But actually, they weren't real teachers, they were members of a terrorist faction of Al-Quaeda that wanted to kill everyone.
And surprisingly enough, one of them was the same Bin Laden (not the 'paper money', but the real one with beard and the moustache included).
After a long and exhausting kidnapping, Laurie Smith appeared on the scene and she got started to negotiate with the terrorist group. Finally, after arduoud negotiations she got to convince them, and they not only change their mind, but also their religion. Then, after a while, they created a band and they composed a new version of R.E.M.'s "Loosing My Religion".
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