Just test it! really funny!

Have you ever tried to play the air guitar? (i´m sure you have). Well, this is the best oportunity to become Angus Young and try your best.
You don´t have a guitar? Nobody said that you needed it, All you need is a computer with keyboard, fast fingers, and rhytm sense.

Just enter this adress and download the first file (the windows option):

http://louhi.kempele.fi/~skyostil/uv/fretsonfire/

PD: If you end in a Live World Tour send us tickets.
PD2: It takes a while to download it but it´s worthy.

Momentos Teniente

Surfing on the web i ´ve found some of this funny pieces of songs called "Tenientes", you know, a song whose lyric seem to tell something in spanish because some of them really sound like spanish phrases, well anyway, funny to hear them. I hope you enjoy them.
You can try to find what does the real lyric says, but sometimes it´s really hard. Good luck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHnfcEsrVGM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhvw0z-q39U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4n58TY5vpM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqUcC_jigqU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ApQ1vduaqY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak4Lgz84f0U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azJdbkTRE

Revenge is a meal best served cold

I woke at dawn and immediately saw the gun in her hand. She was sweating so much that even her hair was wet. I thought it was just a dream, but in a second time I realised that it was real and I felt how my soul froze.

I recognized the gun because it was mine but I do not understand how she was able to have it in her hand. Particularly, because I was a policeman and the gun had been stolen by somebody in the police department.

She said that before killing me she was going to tell me all the truth because I would not open my mouth again.

So, she told me that I was the one to blame for all the pain in her life. All the broken promises and all the violence that she suffered, it was the time for me to pay.

In that moment I started to remember what she was saying, fifteen years ago when I was investigating a murder in which an Asian couple were the main objectives. One night, I found them but disappeared before I could talk to them, and when they tried to scape from the country they had had an accident.

The only person that survived was their little girl so I adopted her because I felt very guilty. But she interrupted me.

"You are a bad person and a corrupt policeman, you are going to pay for the murder of my parents, you killed them without asking anything. You deceived and felt me believe that you are a good person".

"That's why I am going to kill you". At the same time the policeman take another gun that was hidden and nobody knows what it happened.

How to turn a history about a girl into a psychedelic religion concerning tale

Once upon a time there was a girl named Laurie Smith. She seemed like a regular girl on the outside, but after her 15th birthday strange things happedned to her.
She started to hear distant voices while she was sleeping at night, and he was told to kill people. One morning, when she woke up she sais: "What the hell!, I'm going mad, I can't do that. I'm the director of a language school!". But she could't help it. Night after night the voices inside her bain tortured her.

Years went by until one night she heard a very clear voice that told her to kill every living teacher in the school, since they were trying to kidnap her children because of her cut off in wages.

The next day in the school, five mer armed with weapons of mass destruction got into the classes and kidnapped all the students. But actually, they weren't real teachers, they were members of a terrorist faction of Al-Quaeda that wanted to kill everyone.

And surprisingly enough, one of them was the same Bin Laden (not the 'paper money', but the real one with beard and the moustache included).

After a long and exhausting kidnapping, Laurie Smith appeared on the scene and she got started to negotiate with the terrorist group. Finally, after arduoud negotiations she got to convince them, and they not only change their mind, but also their religion. Then, after a while, they created a band and they composed a new version of R.E.M.'s "Loosing My Religion".